You know those shorts and sweatpants you see where the unfortunate individual has decided to plaster somebody’s name across their derrierre? They show their support for high school teams or feature a corporate logo. I like to think of it as free-range advertising. Never mind that 98% of the backsides are not flattered by the additional attention.
I told my husband that I want a pair that says “Wide Load” and be done with it.
Truth in advertising.

